Wednesday, March 13, 2019

What Happened In February 2019?



Whew!!!...Is anybody else HAPPY that February is over? And correction please if you feel necessary but was this 2019 BLACK HISTORY MONTH the most EXHAUSTING EVER???

Between the UGLY celebrity stories (NO NAMES MENTIONED), the UGLY designer stories coupled with the UGLY ones that are there all the time it seemed like February lasted 128 days. 
All we can say is 2019 BLACK HISTORY month brought out the UGLY in a whole bunch of people and the ones who made sure the stories went public the (MEDIA), well they must have to drink a WHOLE LOT OF BROWN LIQUOR IN ORDER TO SLEEP AT NIGHT!

We’ve been so inundated with all the other horror stories that we haven’t had time to focus on the other nightmare.  Yes, SWITCH REELS!! And let’s get the MEDIA involved in finding out who ABDUCTED “THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS”!!! and replaced them with 


“THE LOS ANGELES LOSERS 

What is really going on!  The LAKERS are our team, but we have to admit it, they SUCK right now!!
People keep saying that LA must accept that it’s a new day, that there is no more “SHOW TIME, or SHAQ & KOBE” but these constant NO SHOWS are unacceptable!

The tendency is to blame and FIRE the coach but come on people! Luke isn’t out there on the court and who are we kidding, he’s a nice guy but he wasn’t that great of a player when he was on the court and who wouldn’t the GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS have made look great!



Maybe Luke has to go but don’t say it’s because of his inability to coach, he didn’t claim to be a great coach! FOLKS just assumed he was GREAT because the WARRIORS WERE ALREADY GREAT WHEN HE FILLED IN!
RE-DIRECT!

We’ll tell you who you can blame, it’s that lawyer guy and forgive us for not using his name but everyone knows who we’re talking about.  It’s that guy whose bright idea it was to plaster bill boards with Labron James’ name all over the City, practically begging this guy to come to LA and here’s a MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION for ya?
Didn’t anybody think it was a good idea to check to see if MR. JAMES could “SHOOT FREE THROWS???
Did somebody ask if bringing LABRON to LA was a good move???

We’ll tell ya, HECK NO!!!
Why was this lawyer guy listened to? We don’t know this guy and we now know that he didn’t know what he was talking about EVER! In fact, he owes us an apology!
Somebody please, reach out to this DUDE and tell him to spend the same amount of money plastering up bill boards APOLOGIZING to the CITY OF LA for encouraging this NONESENSE!!
Magic is our guy and we are so happy he’s in the front office but please “LET JEANIE make some of these decisions”!

We know that this is a male dominated profession but honestly people, admit it!
IF MEN WOULD ONLY LISTEN, PITFALLS AVOIDED DUHHH!
There is a very good reason woman were created to compliment men.

Who doesn’t know that the man can pick out the suit, but the woman is the one who recommends that SLAMMIN TIE! Or men might like the smell of a certain cologne, but the woman is the one who tells him when he’s splashed on WAYYYYY TOO MUCH! You get where we’re going with this right? Some of those players we got rid of, we should have kept them and if JEANNIE was asked, and had her opinion been taken seriously DOG GONE IT! We wouldn’t be in the twisted position of having to WATCH the playoffs instead of PARTICIPATING another duhhh!


We know, TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE right? but here’s the lesson learned, never be too proud to listen and concede that’s when we grow.
We’ll definitely be watching the play offs at the PF Chang in, well, we’re not saying which one because the seats at the bar fill up fast, but we will say this,


The bar tender “Al Borland” you know the guy from the 90’s show “Home Improvement” he’s the bartender and he makes a MEAN TOKYO TEA!
Ya’ll come on over there, you’ll recognize us we’ll be wearing “T” shirts the say,

“COME BACK LAKERS”
GO GOLDEN STATE”!!!




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