THINGS DO DROP!
Let’s face it we live in a world that says the bigger the booty, the plumper the lips and the longer the lashes, HEY, WE ARE OH SO FLY. “REALLY”?????
I mean what happens when gravity kicks in and those BIG BOOTIES drop?,
The LIPS start to look like we borrowed them from MARGE SIMPSON, and we NEED to wear FALSE EYE LASHES because the glue has pulled out any REAL ones we had???
Our knees are designed to carry our god given weight but admit it, you gain some unwanted pounds and what’s the first thing to start giving you trouble, “the knees”!!! so, if the Booty Drops and Knees Give Out at the same time
“WOW” What does that mean???..lol
It means, instead of “Oh Snap”, it means Snap out of it!!!!
What happened to taking care of the dynamic shell that we were blessed with and why have we given the decision of what defines beauty to these greedy people. Do we really want to continue to finance the Fast Cars, Mansions and lifestyles of the Plastic Surgeons, Pharmaceutical Companies, the Kardashians and oh yeah, whichever medical specialist’s office we end up in once, the Side Effects we inherit as a result of these folk’s recommendations manifest themselves?
We can do this, we don’t need some abstract person defining who we are and what we should look like. Now, since we gave them permission to set the precedence, we can revoke it! Come on people! you be the boss of you and your own healthy body. Let’s take care of our bodies by getting the proper amount of exercise and asking those we love to join us.
If we want our butts lifted, don’t let some money crazed doctor inject you with some foreign matter that will for sure, shed it’s imposters clothing and its true identity once exposed, will be something “GRANDMA’S SOAP WON’T WASH OFF”!! Or, if we want to lose 20 pounds, work your butt out by running 5 miles 4 times a week or take a Spin Class which by the way, is harder than it looks but it’s a great workout!!
Don’t go to some doctor’s office and let him or her suck anything, fat or otherwise out of your body!
Now, I’m not minimizing any profession and we definitely need doctors, but I had to find a new one, he divorced us! It’s hard to find a doctor that you feel comfortable with and I really liked this guy, but he decided there was more money in “Freezing the Fat” than helping us maintain good blood pressure and lower cholesterol. This man politely told me and all the rest of his patients via e-mail, that we needed to find a new doctor if we were looking to do anything but contribute to making his bank account grow. We could only continue to see him if we were willing to pay thousands of dollars for 15-minute sessions of hooking you up to some apparatus that supposedly melts the “FAT away. All you have to do is lay back, relax and enjoy gazing at the 2018 Sexiest Man of The Year…Ya’ll do know who that is right??? I’m not telling ya’ll everything, look it up it’ll put a smile on your face!!!....lol
Wake up my people because here’s the truth, if you take the “Freezing the Fat” route, you’re for sure going to lose weight because you’re going to spend all of your money with this guy and you’re not going to be able to buy any food so guess what “YOU’LL POSITIVELY LOSE WEIGHT IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO EAT”!!!..lol..lol
I know I’m being silly but seriously make the decision to take control of your own life and body by taking care of it and oh, one other thing most of all,
“Stop eating the crap”!
Don’t be afraid to identify with the health nuts of this world, let the animals live a longer life and You start feeding your body with what grows out of the ground, hydrate your body and give it the exercise it’s begging you for.
It’s a true statement that folks are living longer, let’s get on that list!
“TEXT ME BACK”!
