I went to a local restaurant last
night; my husband and I had a seat at the bar and worked our way thru watching
the Lakers GIVE away yet another game!
A nice couple sat at the end, he
ordered beer and nachos and she had RED WINE and
potato skins. They were having a wonderful time, she was a pretty lady,
hair was naturally twisted, and her smile was beautiful. They laughed, he
got another beer and the bartender freshened her RED WINE, the evening was just pleasant. BUTTTTTTT…of course
there is a but!
A golden toned, 5’4”, 120lb put you in the mind of Jada Pinkett
with long hair. This Missy walked in with three other Divas and sat at
the booth on the opposite side of the room.
It’s as though everything went into slow motion mode. Mr. man at
the end of the bar who was having such a joyful time with RED WINE Lady,
looked over
And he couldn’t close his mouth, his eyes almost popped out of his
head and without warning, this man leaped from his bar stool, across the room
and before you could say 1,2,3 he had locked his arms around “JADA PINKETT” and held on for a good
3 min.!!!
Okay, I get it, you see an old friend
from high school and you’re happy to see each other but do ya’ll know how long
3 min is when your HUGGING!
especially when your date is watching and looking at her watch!
Okay, so they finally unlock, and the
conversation begins. He put 10
exclamation marks on how great it was
to see Ms. Jada and 25 MORE on how beautiful she looked. Then he proceeded to ask her about
her son who apparently plays football at the PEE WEE level, but he needed them to exchange ALL of each other’s contact information,
so he could come and support her son’s football games. (Yeah right!!)
Now let’s refocus the camera is back to
the end of the bar where his date sits seething because this DISRESPECTFUL,
INCONSIDERATE, RUDE, NO HOME TRAINING PERPETRATING MAN! Whew that was a lot!
Anyway, this person has left this woman
sitting alone at a bar while he stands 120 yards away foaming at the mouth like
a St. Bernard in heat over memories! This boy didn’t so much as come up
for air, so he certainly forgot that he came to the restaurant with another
woman.
Speaking of the women! Now I’m not sure
how many of you agree but I think in this day and time you should always drive your own car when you go out on dates,
I’ll explain why in just a minute. Back to the woman sitting at the bar,
now of course she was pissed to the highest level and rightfully so, but this
was her LEGAL
opportunity (lol…lol) and she should have taken at the FIVE-minute mark.
She should have politely slid off her bar stool, swung those
curves over to the two of them, and since this heathen of a man was never
taught the common curtesy of introduction you do it DOG GONE IT!
“Excuse Me, Reginald is so RUDE!!...My name is Cheryl, I WAS Reginald’s date” …And while he’s got
that stupid look on his face that STUPID get, she should have said “You two enjoy the rest of your
evening”. She should have made a u turn and sashayed those curves outside
to her car and left.
(All these folks names have DEFINITELY been changed to protect everybody, besides I was
ear hustling but I didn’t catch anybody’s real name!)…lol…lol
Now, back to the story, please let’s
not forget about the “Ms. Long Time
No See” friend, acting like she
didn’t see this piece of a man sitting at the bar with another sister!
Why didn’t she have her sista’s back and say:
“Man (FOOL) since he was acting
like they were so close, she could have gotten away with calling him a FOOL, right? Yeah, FOOL, what’s wrong with you? why aren’t you introducing
me to your date”?
It’s called selfish, nobody cared
enough to look out for the other or, take care of and make sure that we don’t
make “FOOLS” of ourselves and each other.
“My apologies let me introduce you to my friend. And Ms. Pinkett was enjoying his
slobber so much that she didn’t even consider how her Sista must have felt!
Dating can’t be an easy thing these days, so all can tell ya’ll is
get a COMPLETE RESUME before you consider giving one of these brothers
your time and next time,
DRIVE YOUR OWN DAMNN CAR!
